My encounter with Alien (part 4) - WHY THIS KOLAVERI DI.?

WHY THIS KOLAVERI DI.?


Pradhap Alien started to count 3..2 ...1 and i said wait wait... I should not kill Him.. because in-order to create fear among public we should leave him, so he can say what we are capable of to others...


My Argument with pradhap alien continue.... it was so serious.. 


During this , Ajith intruppted and said ,hari i think i am too high (alcohol)...my head is spinning like anything... and after saying this he fell down..


After thinking a while , pradhap alien said, come lets go to our space ship... So inorder to know the secrets of aliens , i have decided to go with them.


Spaceship was amazing, it has everything in that, One of the alien was busy with television ,


i went and asked him, hey dude, wassup.? Alien 1 replied.. "i m watching some english movies which portrays about aliens attacking humans, so through that  we can learn strategies like how to attack them, weapons they use etc..right...?" #Impact Of Business schools


I said, Good move... carry on


Alien replied- "I can't understand one thing from these movies.. why they showed us ugly..when we are smart..?"


After this reply, i saw my face in mirror and laughed for a while...#all aliens were looking like me right.?


After few seconds , my attention went to 2nd alien ...


2nd alien was busy with his laptop..


i went and asked... Hey Dude, Cool laptop, Which brand it is..?


2nd alien replied - " It's alienware powered by intel processors"


I said.. Oh..that's sounds good..!


Alien replied seriously - "No..Sound system is bad in this...may be i should use external speakers..."


 I was speechless after hearing this.. after few minutes i started again..


Ok..What ur doing with laptop..?


Alien 2 replied, I am spamming the facebook walls of human.. Let us give them mental torture too....ha ha #worst smile 


Suddenly alien 2 become excited..!! i asked why.?


Alien 2 said , "i poked sachin tendulkar yesterday in facebook and messaged him to get his 100th century , he just now poked back :)" 


After few minutes, my attention went to pradhap alien...


It started playing " why this Kolaveri di" song in huge speakers and started dancing...after few seconds other two aliens also joined him.


I asked, Hey pradhap alien, how did u know about this song.?


Pradhap alien replied, Yesterday we went to Discotheque for our mission, DJ was playing this song.. i found this interesting ..So i killed the DJ and bought the CD for hearing..


After few minutes, Pradhap alien started his own composition..


Hand la Gunu , Gun la Funu.. At the End no Onu..


Pa pa paan pa pa paan pa papaa pa pa paan 


After hearing so many times, Pradhap alien said, you know,  i love this singer, his name is Dhanush, Next time when we go for our mission, we will kidnap him and bring here.. So we can torture him like anything #Kolaveri fever grips aliens


Meanwhile , i took the laptop and started browsing internet, to know the latest news..


I ended up in finding about a team which is formed to kill me and they called themselves as "THREE MUSKETEERS". 


THREE MUSKETEERS.???


To be continued...