My encounter with Alien (part 4) - WHY THIS KOLAVERI DI.?

WHY THIS KOLAVERI DI.?


Pradhap Alien started to count 3..2 ...1 and i said wait wait... I should not kill Him.. because in-order to create fear among public we should leave him, so he can say what we are capable of to others...


My Argument with pradhap alien continue.... it was so serious.. 


During this , Ajith intruppted and said ,hari i think i am too high (alcohol)...my head is spinning like anything... and after saying this he fell down..


After thinking a while , pradhap alien said, come lets go to our space ship... So inorder to know the secrets of aliens , i have decided to go with them.


Spaceship was amazing, it has everything in that, One of the alien was busy with television ,


i went and asked him, hey dude, wassup.? Alien 1 replied.. "i m watching some english movies which portrays about aliens attacking humans, so through that  we can learn strategies like how to attack them, weapons they use etc..right...?" #Impact Of Business schools


I said, Good move... carry on


Alien replied- "I can't understand one thing from these movies.. why they showed us ugly..when we are smart..?"


After this reply, i saw my face in mirror and laughed for a while...#all aliens were looking like me right.?


After few seconds , my attention went to 2nd alien ...


2nd alien was busy with his laptop..


i went and asked... Hey Dude, Cool laptop, Which brand it is..?


2nd alien replied - " It's alienware powered by intel processors"


I said.. Oh..that's sounds good..!


Alien replied seriously - "No..Sound system is bad in this...may be i should use external speakers..."


 I was speechless after hearing this.. after few minutes i started again..


Ok..What ur doing with laptop..?


Alien 2 replied, I am spamming the facebook walls of human.. Let us give them mental torture too....ha ha #worst smile 


Suddenly alien 2 become excited..!! i asked why.?


Alien 2 said , "i poked sachin tendulkar yesterday in facebook and messaged him to get his 100th century , he just now poked back :)" 


After few minutes, my attention went to pradhap alien...


It started playing " why this Kolaveri di" song in huge speakers and started dancing...after few seconds other two aliens also joined him.


I asked, Hey pradhap alien, how did u know about this song.?


Pradhap alien replied, Yesterday we went to Discotheque for our mission, DJ was playing this song.. i found this interesting ..So i killed the DJ and bought the CD for hearing..


After few minutes, Pradhap alien started his own composition..


Hand la Gunu , Gun la Funu.. At the End no Onu..


Pa pa paan pa pa paan pa papaa pa pa paan 


After hearing so many times, Pradhap alien said, you know,  i love this singer, his name is Dhanush, Next time when we go for our mission, we will kidnap him and bring here.. So we can torture him like anything #Kolaveri fever grips aliens


Meanwhile , i took the laptop and started browsing internet, to know the latest news..


I ended up in finding about a team which is formed to kill me and they called themselves as "THREE MUSKETEERS". 


THREE MUSKETEERS.???


To be continued...

My encounter with Alien PART 3 (SPIDER MAN MEETS SUPERMAN)

Spiderman meets the superman :)

After wearing spider-man dress , i have decided to go to TASMAC (wine shop) and meet the superman who is none other than ajith, Reason Why i opted him is

Alcohol content in his body will be more than the blood, so he might not be aware of what's happening outside.

I bought a beer and started discussing about these issues slowly, Suddenly a guy came to me and started  starring at me like anything , i thought he identified me....

he laughed for a while ..and said, "Even spider man ended up in TASMAC because of a girl " #crazy world.

After a huge relief my interaction continued. I asked ajith is there anyway to contact Prime minister.?

Ajith , after drinking a glass of beer said "Hey idiot, ur a Spider man , So Use WEB.."

SO , i took laptop n Data card and mailed about all these problems to Honorable Prime minister "Manmohan singh"

After few minutes, i got a reply from him .Stating that ..

Hi Hari,


I will let u know about this after discussing with SONIA GANDHI JI. Thanks for the info


With Regards,
ManMohan Singh
Prime Minister of India. 


I got pissed of on seeing this mail. Mean while ajith became high after many shots of alcohol.

Suddenly, There was a huge sound, when i turn back i ended up in finding a space ship infront of me,
3 aliens ( looking similar to me ) holding huge guns started killing people. Among those three , one came to me and asked..

Where is ur id card.? i was bit confused..n asked ID Card.?

Alien shouted :" how many times i told you, whenever u enter universe you should wear that.?

I Said sorry .. and then alien provided me a new id card. I said thanks n asked his name , alien replied that his name is Pradhap #little shocked ..

After looking at ajith, Pradhap alien asked , why are u wasting time with idiotic humans, Kill him...now

It handed me a gun to shoot him and started counting numbers... 3....2........1

To be continued....

My Encounter with Alien - Part 2

A idea can change ur life, But my idea can change the universe...

I decided to travel to the aliens world and learn all the secrets and destroy them. So i thought of forwarding this plan to Prime minister, I was thinking how to contact him..?

My television seems to be a surprise element from this morning, again it produced a surprise, this time my friends gave these.

CNN IBN  was Flashing some news about me which stated that i am a alien, who was sent  from the alien world for the purpose of spy , they published these kind of news under the title " SPY KIDS" from Alien world.


NDTV went one step ahead, they went to my college and started interviewing my class girls.

 Nisi said " Hari alien never studies for the exam, During Financial management exam , he was struggling,Actually  i was the one who helped him to overcome that crisis.

Divya ganesan said , yeah she is right, i helped him in many assignments.

Divya agarwal interrupted in middle stating that , Alien hari is technically sound and he is good in computers.

On other hand, My relatives took the greater advantage, They were selling "All my $hits in ebay and making good money"


I was in deep dilemma about this situation, Whatever it is , i need to poke one of my friends for help, If i go and contact my college friends or school friends , they will attack me thinking that i am a alien..

So before protecting the universe, i have decided to protect myself.

I decided to wear a face mask to hide my identity,  i found a SPIDER MAN MASK inside my room.

I dressed up like SPIDER MAN and i decided to start my mission..

Research says that, Humans use only 2% brain whereas  Aliens use 25 % of their brain .. All my activities were  proving the second statement right... #shit happens to every one

Before police arrest me, i have decided to escape from my room.But, where can i hide...?

Hmmmm.. after  a thought , TASMAC (wineshop) came in to my picture.. Because its the only place where people will be busy in their own world, so, if i go there they cannot identify me.. This idea also paved the way for  getting a help from one of my friend

I said to myself, This spider man needs a help from that SUPER MAN...



To be continued......

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My encounter with Alien

There's a huge buzz in the town and people were talking about the "NEW ALIENS" which were attacking many  places. News channels were busy in making money out of this. I was sitting alone in my room .

My 6 senses were working in these following manners

EYES     - watching TV

EARS     -  Tuned in to Television

MOUTH - Crunching BINGO CHIPS

NOSE      - Affected by  cold n currently not in the position to work

TONGUE - Tasting my favorite BINGO (green ) chips

SKIN      - Mosquito dominated the proceedings here.

 I sensed this will be "The end of  world".  So my mind n heart were busy in coordinating things (wish list) which i need to do before leaving this world.  Suddenly a phone call 

Ajith on the other side, " hey , people are saying this is the end of the world, so we will have a farewell party for that, we will booze like anything for the last time

Hari - ok, i won't drink more than 1 beer because i have some other plans today. 

Ajith - see u by evening .. 

Call disconnected

After few seconds, i logged in to Facebook and i saw people updating their status as " RIP followed by their own name"

I gave like for Badri facebook status which stated    - " RIP To BADRI n SHALINI" ( True love never dies)

My brother (Arun) shared some pics of english movies which talked about aliens n end of world .#movie freak

Muddada venugopal  updated " RIP MBA int A batch" in Mba a batch group #leadership skills

I opened another tab to check my mail for the last time, And Rupesh mailed me, "I have completed the work, check the attached file for details #sincere worker n d lazy boss

I  wondered what Ashish, Pk(pradhap), ajay , Naveen , Mani will be doing now .?

AJAY - Texting to his girl friend ( Airtel announced this day as BLACK day, so SMS will be charged Rs 1)

Pk - Sitting in Food court with Mrs. Pradhap kumar #privacy maintained here

Ashish - Making money by selling Docomo Sim cards

Naveen Raj - he will be busy on devising a plan on "How to attack aliens" 

Mani -  Calling every one n saying RIP MAMA.. 

Jagan - On the way to meet his girl friend 

My imagination continued to some extent for few friends

Ashish Jain - Partying hard in some Pub 

Mukthiyar - Standing in the borders of Vellore with a big sword to fight against alliens

Joshua -    Will be Composing a song for all of us

Harish iyengar - Dominated the twitter world with his tweets

Harsha - Worshiping some god by chanting some mantra's
Krishna teja (KK)- May be sleeping as he is not aware of this issue , as he had a Hang over from yesterday night

Ok, what about Girls.?

Inside thought popped me, which said, They may be busy with make up to surprise aliens if not phone or busy for replying to the comments that boys gave them in their FB wall.

Suddenly some one knocked my room

I opened the door with lot of fear and i was ended up in seeing a guy who looked similar to me with a gun in hand.?

And the guy shouted : hey , what are u doing here .? let's destroy the universe ..

I was bit confused.. i said , ok wait..ill come after taking bath.. and closed my door

with confused mind, i saw the television, which flashed images of the ALIENS,  

My heart beat stopped for a moment , as "all aliens were looking like me".  after few seconds , i saw laptop . i got 5440 friend request in facebook and 12992 followers in twitter after this issue..

I don't know what to do now..? suddenly a idea popped inside me....

To be continued .....


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